The best part of like being the only one here in the computer lab is I can pretend it's my house. My big house filled with computers and desks and desk chairs and cold air conditioning ( Read more... )

All of my fingernails are falling off! If you are thinking that this is a bad thing then you are right. You need your fingernails for important things like scratching yourself and scratching other people and making obnoxious noises on chalkboards and peeling away wrappers and gesturing to objects and holding matches in place! If you think ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up and I was sick. Probably you know what it is like, to wake up sick. It is one of the worst feelings ever, second to putting your face in a blender or trying to pull hairs off of your arm one by one. Your mouth is sticky and dry and tastes like cotton balls au snot, and your neck feels like there are rail road spikes driven ( Read more... )